Heat Afro Lounge - (Near Oxfordshire, london)

1 /5 Otavio Bertoli: The portion size is an absolute JOKE! It was expensive as well £36 for 2 SMALL main meals and a side. Only African/East Asia/ Latin restaurant I know the rice is not included with the mains. Ordered from UberEats and believe me I will never go anywhere near this shop again.

1 /5 Adeoluwa Davies: OMG! The food was a No-No... This is one of the worse egusi i have ever had in my entire life. Egusi was watery with tiny chunks of meat. I drove for more than 40mins to get this and it was a mess.

2 /5 Mahliqa: After a long day moving house in the heat, we were hoping for a hearty meal. We ordered jollof rice, egusi with fufu, and pepper soup. The jollof? Meh - bland and stingy on the portion. The egusi? V.oily but full of flavour - honestly the star of the show. But then came the meat situation. Each dish had one real piece of meat. The rest? .. Unchewable slabs of skin and fat masquerading as food (pictured) - the disrespect. I get that cow skin is a thing but this one clearly missed its softening appointment. Atmosphere-wise, the music was club-level loud. We couldnt hear the staff, and they couldn’t hear us. Cleanliness was questionable (sticky tables), and the vibe among staff was more house party than hospitality. I won’t be back, but shoutout to the egusi for carrying the whole night. 2/5 for that alone.

1 /5 User User: Worst african restaurant experience i ever had, bar none. Inside was tatty so i left after 1 drink. Ordered a takeaway around 7pm, was advised a 45 mins wait on the app. It arrived after Id gone to bed at 2245. I got out of bed to received it. Even then I could not eat any of it, they were very small portions too and 2 tiny protein cubes in each dish. They looked like they were scrapped off the bottom of whatever they were cooked in, and i ordered 3 different dishes spending nearly £60. It all went in the bin. Id be embarrased if I was the owner. Do better.