280 Degrees - (Near Brent, South East)

1 /5 Ndidiamaka Idimogu: This is the worst ogbono soup and semovita I have ever eaten in my life. The soup came in tasteless, inhomogeneous lumps with no consistency whatsoever, poorly cooked and completely inedible. I have never encountered food this badly prepared. I would genuinely rather go hungry than eat this again. The semovita was even worse: dry, chaff-like, and incapable of holding together to form a single ball of swallow. It kept breaking apart in bristles, making eating practically impossible. The fish was barely acceptable, but too fishy and certainly not worth the price. After struggling through this so-called meal, I had to order a pizza. Calling this food is being generous. It shouldnt even get a one star rating.

1 /5 Pitch Did: One of the worst places I’ve ever eaten at. The old man working there is miserable, rude, and clearly hates customers. No manners, no respect, just straight-up hostility. The food is embarrassing — tiny portions, massively overpriced, and tastes absolutely vile. You leave still hungry and regretting every penny. Hygiene is a joke. The place feels dirty and unhygienic, like no one cares whether customers get sick or not. They also straight-up lie about the orange juice being “fresh” — it’s clearly poured from a carton. Don’t insult people’s intelligence. To make it even worse, the owner is an absolute creep — just standing there staring at you while you eat like some weirdo, making the whole experience uncomfortable and awkward. It’s not welcoming, it’s unsettling. For the same money, go to Enish and get 10x better food, proper portions, and staff who actually know how to treat people. This place is a complete dump, a rip-off, and a waste of time. No wonder the shops always EMPTY. Avoid like the plague.