2 /5 Lance Hambly: A surreal breakfast experience overall. My friend and I were accosted and dragged in from the street by the proprietor, which was the first warning sign. The place looked traditional and old fashioned, but like they might know their way around s fry-up. When we sat down and took a look at the breakfast menu and the extortionate prices, my gut told me to stand up and leave, but we stayed the course all the same. The £11 full English was mediocre in places and terrible in others (i.e. the mushy sausages). The £2.50 tea really pushed me over the edge though, being served in one of those tall glasses that coffee shops used for lattes back in 2003... and it was weak and disgusting to boot. Truly a crime against tea. While we were sitting, 2 other groups came in, sat down, changed their minds and left. That was a first for me, but good for them. Beyond that the staff were apathetic, the only toilet was up 3 flights of steep stairs and had no functioning toilet seat or paper and the door was held open by a fire extinguisher. Insane - cant recommend.