Funkey Bee Lounge - (Near Lewisham, london)

2 /5 Kevin: For the price of the food the portions are unacceptable. Food was ok, not great. Meat was tough but the flavour was nice. The real issue however is their absolutely ridiculous portions. Assorted meat is 1 piece of shaki and 1 Cowfoot. I called the restaurant as I could not believe this was the case, and they confirmed this is their standard portion. I also ordered extra cowfoot which I paid for and did not receive. The 3 people I spoke to on the phone refused to take accountability for messing up my order and passed the phone between themselves because “they did not pack the order.” The last person confirmed that a portion is 1 extra Cowfoot. They were unable to refund me for the extra portion I paid for and did not receive, instead offering to take my name down and they will “remember me” next time I order and provide me an extra cowfoot. I will not be ordering here again.

1 /5 TCU: This was honestly the worst Nigerian food I’ve had in London, and probably the worst African food I’ve had in the UK. The ayamase was barely edible. The asu (goat meat) came chopped into tiny pieces, and I genuinely couldn’t tell what I was eating. The suya portions were just as bad — half a small plastic container for £10. We were starving after an event, driving through Lewisham close to midnight, and this was the only place open. We ended up spending about £65 on one ayamase, two suyas, and two portions of asu. I regret it. The food was poor, the portions were tiny, and nothing tasted right. Service didn’t help either — no warmth, no welcome. The whole place felt tired and unclean. I’m honestly shocked at the 4–5 star reviews. My experience was nowhere near that. For me, this was a complete waste of money. If you’re considering it, I’d say skip it.

5 /5 Hanna O: Guys , Best nig meal in London. This my 10th time visiting this place . Meals are freshly cooked . I ordered Jollof rice with hake fish , my friends had e a and egusi while the other has poundo and egusi with hake. This the best nig meals have had in london.we literally cleared our plates . 10/10

5 /5 Tito: Amazing restaurant, food is incredible been coming here for a while and every time it’s 10/10, definitely recommend! Great service and great owners very fast and helpful. Good atmosphere, good African music playing and also live sports on multiple tvs.

5 /5 Jermaine N: Nice venue and nice people. Dont go there expecting Michelin quality service. Just get your food and dine in or take out. The price is reasonable. You can get food cheaper but it wont be of the same quality. I had the pounded yam and beef egusi soup. Overall I was very happy and will be in attendance in the future. Recommended.