5 /5 Mark Aukett: A beautiful REAL, tiny, old English pub in a tiny dead-end lane in the pedestrian only area of Lewes town. This is the real old English pub that tourists expect to see, if you have foreign visitors, bring them here. It even smells right (trust me its worth it just for the smell).
Its owned by the famous Harveys Brewery a few hundred feet away, so its run as a flagship pub with everything kept traditional and no concession made to the modern (but soulless) machinery and efficiency that you usually find in town centre pubs.
Expect to hit your head if youre over 510", the toilets are tiny, the stairs terrifying (you cant pass on them) the floors arent level, the lighting is erratic and NONE OF THAT MATTERS, BECAUSE ITS HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE.
The food is about average for a decently run eatery, nothing spectacular but everything is tasty and well cooked.
The beer is (obviously) the theme and its a bit skewed towards the brewery owners, but youd expect that.
Staff are friendly, helpful, polite and efficient.
Parking is non-existant, but being in the pedestrian zone of a large town centre, youd expect that. On a nice evening it means people can spill out into the lane outside. Theres plenty of paid parking nearby and strangely a 1 hour carpark in the lane that you cant actually get to unless you ignore the no vehicles signs in the pedestrian zone.