Smokin Pattys - (Near Hillingdon, South East)

2 /5 Flying llama: This is what £12 gets you at smoking party. A gyro that’s about half the length of the wrapping paper. Approximately 23 chips. If you think that’s value for money this is the spot for you!!!!!! P.s I’ve always been a fan of this establishment since its inception. The first three years it was honestly the best place in west Drayton. But prices have doubled and quality has halved. I get there is a cost of living crisis but as someone in the industry, greed is more prevalent then giving a fair deal to the community (spend thousands over the years here, today is the final straw)

5 /5 Yash Singh: Last night organised order for colleagues at work. Each of us liked the food! Well cooked, well served! Huge menu to select from! I would suggest Kitchen to add more veg options, like paneer wraps for vegetarians, but we can’t default food and it has something for everyone! As of Nov 2025, there is a 10% discount over £50! So we treated ourselves! Well done Naz/ Smoking patty! Keep up the good service! We will definitely order again!

5 /5 Алексей Гуз: Stopped here by accident just to grab a quick bite — had zero expectations. There were no people at the time, so I simply asked for a burger… and I was genuinely surprised by how good it was. Great meat, perfect doneness, fresh ingredients — everything was spot on. Honestly didn’t expect this level of quality from a place with so few reviews. The place is clean and well-kept, and you can tell the owner puts real care and heart into what he does. It’s a bit surprising that they don’t have more feedback, especially considering they’ve been open for a long time. Definitely deserves more attention. I’d happily come back.

5 /5 Ethical Retreats: Had a really tasty burger. Ordered fries and a can. Reasonable prices. Great service. Chose to eat in and the food was presented on a wooden board.

4 /5 Sarah Hales: Ordered on Uber eats, came promptly and did the job, I ordered extra onions and lettuce and the sauce that comes on the burgers is good, kinda like in n out sauce. Fries are decent and seasoning is good. Buns not dry at all, solid delicious burger.