Tulse Hill Hotel - (Near , South East)

5 /5 Ingrid: Just had a very cosy, lovely experience here. I was served by the lovely Steven. It’s pelting down with rain outside so his warm, lovely smile was SO appreciated. I travel far and wide for good vibes, but this is just a fifteen-minute walk, so not sure why I havent been before. So pleased to have finally visited. Highly recommend! The Vibe Guru, lol

1 /5 Theodore Balkwill: Genuinely Lovely staff. Sunday roast was really bad, sorry. Ordered the lamb, took almost an hour to arrive and to be fair they did apologise. It was at most a childs portion and cost 23 quid. I was given a huge amount of store-bought mint sauce and a very small amount of actual food. If youre going to give people tiny portions you also have to make it good so you can justify ripping people off. Yorkshire pudding absolutely tiny as well- please put it into a pre-heated dish before the oven so it rises properly and doesnt look like a roast chestnut when you serve it. Potatoes- you can google how to do these properly! They were really anemic and frankly lazy. Lamb was cooked, cant give more praise than that. Gravy blah. If my friends or parents came round and I served them that *for free* Id be embarrassed.

3 /5 Lucy Clitherow: The good: the staff were so friendly and accommodating. The food we tried, snacks and starters, was delicious. The bad: the room felt like it was halfway through a maintenance job - both shelves were missing from the bathroom, empty fixings still attached to the walls. The missing shelves were spootted stored under the sink, still dirty. The housekeeping was somewhat lacking with marks on the bathroom floor and the vent on the aircon was incredibly dusty. Taps and shower head were all marked and in need of a deep clean. Would definitely come back for drinks and dinner but would be cautious about staying again.

5 /5 Laura Daniels: Great 1 night stay, stylish, clean rooms with great facilities, coffee machine, comfy bed that was the perfect spot for heading onto the city for the evening. Having parking on site was a bonus when close to town. Absolutely amazing and tasty full English breakfast and coffee, that was the ideal lazy morning start, served by Marc, who was so welcoming and friendly !