1 /5 Tamster: How to fleece people and get away with it: Buy cheap readymade pizza bases, squirt with ketchup, throw on tasteless cheesalike stuff, undercook for slightly less time than needed (easy in tiny budget oven), sell to hungry people whove hopefully never tasted a real pizza before. Dont forget to sprinkle with grumpy staff who make snide comments about customers.. Its true, I heard them insult an old lady once her back was turned! Not just the food left a bad taste in my mouth. Nasty!!