1 /5 Mohammed Hashim: Deceitful, Overpriced, and Utterly Rubbish – Avoid Like the Plague"
This was the most infuriating dining experience of my life. The food was bland, greasy, and tasted like frozen supermarket rejects—the "Staff Curry" was watery garbage, and the Chicken Tikka Massala was a sad orange sludge.
But the real crime is the pricing. I watched staff take a cheap plastic bottle of Coke from behind the bar—visible from my seat—pour it into a glass, and then charge me £2.95 for it. No bottle brought to the table, no transparency, just sneaky overcharging. Then they had the audacity to charge £4.25 for a single naan bread. Four pounds for bread! Its extortion, plain and simple.
To top it off, they automatically added a 10% service charge. Service for what? Pouring a hidden Coke and serving bland curry?
This place is a rip-off merchant disguised as a restaurant. Do yourself a favour: go anywhere else in Guildford. Absolute disgrace.
