China House - (Near , london)

1 /5 aids aids again: ordered takeaway, the person on the phone was very nice. good took about an hour to arrive and my vegetable chow mien genuinely tasted and smelled like the way actual human urine tasted. i’m sure it didn’t have any in it but it stank of pee. salt and pepper chips were quite bland but the spring rolls were okay. i’m not joking abiut the chow mien tasting like pee and i have no idea why

1 /5 Tiago Pinto: This is not our usual Chinese place, and unfortunately we wont be going back. The food was totally flavourless, dishes that werent meant to be spicy were spicy. For the price I paid, I expect much better. Do not recommend.

1 /5 Sean Charles: Very poor quality for the price. Chicken balls were the worst ever had - extremely doughy batter. Ribs didn’t have much meat on them. Smoked chicken very rubbery. So disappointed as spent nearly £60 and have always been happy with the food up until now.

1 /5 Richard Chamberlain: Possibly the worst Chinese we’ve ever had. Shocking from start to finish. Chicken balls like cake. Shredded chilli beef was soggy with a pink sauce. Ribs had no meat. Curry sauce was still set like a jelly. Prawn crackers soft and chewy. I could go on. Phoned restaurant to complain and was told “it’s just how we do it here and our customers like it.”

2 /5 sid welland: unfortunately the food was extremely oily and left me and my family feeling sick, prawn balls were very doughy and chewy, but unfortunately the worst part for us was having to throw away a whole portion of vegetable chow mein because it STANK of pee. it wasnt just a little bit, it was the only thing you could smell, and also tasted like the smell. we did call and the staff were happy to help sort it out. im not hard to please with food but this was disappointing , also there was no vegetarian markers on the menu so we had to just guess.