1 /5 Matt B: If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to stay somewhere that treats basic hygiene as an optional extra, this is the place for you. The room clearly hadn’t made the acquaintance of a cleaning product in quite some time. Dust and grime added a certain “lived-in” authenticity.
The hosts? An absolute masterclass in hospitality… if the goal is to make guests feel like an inconvenience. Warmth and courtesy were evidently on back order.
As for the evening entertainment, we were treated to a full-volume domestic argument next door. Front-row seats, crystal clear audio. Staff intervention? None whatsoever. Apparently conflict resolution isn’t included in the room rate. I even have a recording, just in case anyone thinks I’m exaggerating.
All in all, if you’re looking for cleanliness, professionalism, or basic standards, you may want to keep scrolling. If you’re after chaos with a side of attitude, you’ve found your spot.