3 /5 Kejenne Beard: Top marks for speedy delivery, well packaged and overall flavourful food. After that, a little bit disappointing.
Roasted pig - £17 - mostly bone and fat, though delicious. But to give you fair warning, the way it has been hacked up like a piñata, don’t be surprised to find the skull intact with eyes and brain, lungs, heart or other offal. Go carefully. Enjoy a tasty while not crispy potatoes along the way
Seafood risotto - ÂŁ12 - was going so well, although the portion size is not appropriate. Mostly made up of large inedible shells (and no sign of their meat anywhere), took a bite into a single shrimp and single king prawn to taste all the bland water in their shells from being thrown in frozen. You can see the wrinkly skin on the flesh. Also, a (large) mussel unopened thrown in for good measure - surely a chef knows those should not be eaten? Hopefully not sick tomorrow.
Probably best to stick to pizza and find comfort food elsewhere!