Eff Café Kingston - (Near Kingston upon Thames, london)

5 /5 Alfie Hyett: The man knows how to poach an egg. Fantastic food, superb service & terrific tunes. Couldn’t ask for much more for my hangover this morning.

5 /5 Jake B: Lovely local cafe in the area, came here as car was in for repair, and happily spent two hours here in comfort. Interior was clean, seats are comfortable and it’s a very cosy atmosphere. The staff here are brilliantly polite and kind, they were quick to clean tables and keep the inside spotless, coffee was delicious and full bodied. Will come back again.

5 /5 Maria I: Came here today with my husband for lunch for the first time husband had folded eggs which were lovely & fluffy I had the poached eggs on sourdough with salmon & Hollandaise the poached eggs were amazing cooked to perfection well done to Maria the chef. The man on the counter was so friendly & helpful & was so lovely to have a chat with them just before we were leaving. We will be back for the pancakes as they looked amazing.

5 /5 Yanitsa Kostadinova: I recently visited Eff Café London and had such a wonderful experience that I had to leave a review. I ordered the avocado toast and my brother had the club sandwich—both were absolutely delicious! Fresh ingredients, beautifully presented, and packed with flavor. The atmosphere was cozy yet vibrant, with a really welcoming vibe that made us feel instantly at home. But what truly stood out was the staff—beyond amazing! Incredibly friendly, attentive, and genuinely passionate about what they do. It really elevated the whole experience. Eff Café is now one of my top go-to spots in London. Highly recommend to anyone looking for great food, a relaxed atmosphere, and top-notch service.