2 /5 James Hazell: Sadly very poor.
First impressions are great, very welcoming, very friendly. Then you sit down and realise youve gone tone deaf from the music blasting out. It must have been loud because the waiter took our drinks order and clearly couldnt shout it across to the bar staff so we finished our dinner with nothing and went to the shop nextdoor.
The food was so bland we literally couldnt taste anything. We did find it strange that the couple we sat next to had small children that were tucking into everything, no problem. Either theyre used to the Indian spice of a Madras at age 5 or the food was bland. We wasnt being nosy or anything but the tables are that close together we literally felt like part of the family..
The bill was the most extortionate weve ever paid for an Indian with 2 people coming up £80 and they even charge you for the complementary poppadoms and dips!! Likely because they think Upminster is still a high profile area however, the rude-boys wearing their trousers under their arses all loitering out the front would all disagree.
Gets 1 star for friendly front of house staff and another for the food being hot. Not spicy. Just hot. Believe me, Ive done reviews for a while, save your money and give this a miss.