1 /5 M M: I went into the Farmers on a Sunday for a quick pint on the way home from a stag do. The barmaid who served me was very friendly and the service was good (pint was fine). I took the pint outside as it was a nice afternoon, thats where the trouble started.
Shortly after I sat down, a cheap blue sports car raced into the car park right behind me at high speed. As soon as the moron driving it stopped the car, they started screaming nonsense in a high pitched voice and swearing, doing this all the way from the car to the pub. Then, when they exited the pub with their drinks, they brought with them what I can only describe as a muscle bound knucklehead (think an orangutan that youve pumped full of steroids then tattooed all over). The big tattooed ape then did a lap of the beer garden, growling at people and sitting down on the tables of some drinkers just to intimidate them (which is weird, because if you punched him in the face and then jogged away at a medium jog hed never catch you).
Id have stayed there for a few pints. Instead I didnt even finish the one I was drinking, I just left the ape and the screeching morons and left. Shame, because the service was really good and it was a lovely day, but thats why the place was empty. Went to The Railway, which was completely full (including with two people I had seen leave the farmers when monkey-boy came out); no prizes for guessing the difference between the two.
